"as long as there is pasta and cuddles, I think any future is good."

—my life motto

makeup party

accidental ood

whyofcorsica asked, "Henceforth I do decree: gender questioning is neither the official term for people who are genderfluid or transgender, nor the description that best fits those who suffer gender dysphoria. From now on, these people are gender brave. Gender bravery is wanting what you've a right to as a human being: comfort in your own body. Gender bravery is daring to be exactly who you are."

I second this motion

  • Luke: as all comedians have said-
  • Nick: do we have any milk?

so my roommate and I hear loud moaning outside from the room across the hall. probably people outside just being awkward like people do in dorms.

twenty minutes later we hear a commotion. something about “man wielding fire” so I go to see what’s going on because WE HAVE HAD TOO MANY FIRE DRILLS THIS SEMESTER. I look out, and my friend is holding a lighter (unlit, happily) and a clothes hanger (???) and standing outside the room across the hall. he opens the door, makes a startled face, shuts the door, and starts giggling. I hear a loud smack. followed by giggles. it’s pretty obvious something kinky is happening in that room.

my friend opens the door again. and throws in a grape. (???)

I hear another smack and more giggling. at this point I’ve seen enough so I go back to my desk. but then I hear, in a loud whisper from outside our door “go African American. go black” (???)

so I go to investigate again. nobody in the hall.

as I’m standing there, I hear someone in the other room say “come on get the other kimono”

I am profoundly confused.

whyofcorsica asked, "You got me all back into tumblr with your gender bravery. I'm active again and I only have you to blame XP productivity be darned, I will participate in art and humor and culture and politics!!!"

aw shucks. I like this term. gender bravery.

I kinda want to go through the concept art for HTTYD and design riders based off of dragons…

ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever

reblogged from salroka
odielikethedog:

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shortformblog:

Fun guy chillin’ in South American rainforest finds plastic-eating fungi
Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source
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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG
I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS


the first link is broken, but the link to this scientific article still works.

odielikethedog:

j4ya:

elinious:

effington:

shortformblog:

Seriously, though this is kind of a big deal. Know that big problem we have? You know, the one involving a crapload of used plastic hanging around in landfills with nowhere to biodegrade for a couple million years? Well, Jonathan Russell might’ve solved that problem. See, Russell and his fellow Yale students went to Ecuador, where they found a new kind of fungus they’re calling Pestalotiopsis microspora. Big deal, you’re thinking. Anyone can find fungus anywhere! Well, something his fellow students found out after the fact is that this fungus can live on a diet of polyurethane alone — and even crazier, it doesn’t even need air to do so! In other words, we could potentially put it at the bottom of a landfill and cover it with plastic, and it would do the rest of the work. This might be game-changing if it works as advertised. (photo via Flickr user dbutt; EDIT: Updated with link to research abstract) source

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Wow

THIS IS AMAZINGGGG

I love nature

THE EARTH IS SO AMAZING IT KNOWS THAT WE’RE FUCKING IT UP AND EVEN THEN INSTEAD OF GIVING US AN APOCALYPSE IT GOES AND GIVES US A SOLUTION TO HELP US FIX WHAT WE FUCKED UP BLESS

the first link is broken, but the link to this scientific article still works.

reblogged from tundatail